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part one < step 047 > ************************************

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q :

wife :

i think

you only married me

because my daddy left me a lot of money.

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¸¹Àº ( )À» ( )°å±â ¶§¹®¿¡ ³ª¿Í ( )( ) Çß´Ù°í »ý( )ÇØ¿ä.

.

husband :

no, thats not true.

i didnt care who left you the money!

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¾Æ´Ï¿À, ±×°Ç ( )½ÇÀÌ ¾Æ´Ï¿ä.

³ª´Â ( )°¡ ´ç½Å¿¡°Ô µ·À» ³²( )´ÂÁö¿¡ ´ëÇÏ¿©´Â ( )( )ÇÏÁö ¾Ê¾Ò¾î¿ä!

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.

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== part two step 047 ==

==

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³ª¿Í °áÈ¥ Çß´Ù°í »ý°¢ÇØ¿ä.

wife :

i t______

you only m_______ me

because my da___ l_____ me a ____t of m_____.

 

³²Æí :

¾Æ´Ï¿À, ±×°Ç Áø½ÇÀÌ ¾Æ´Ï¿ä.

³ª´Â ´©°¡ ´ç½Å¿¡°Ô µ·À» ³²°å´ÂÁö¿¡ ´ëÇÏ¿©´Â »ó°üÇÏÁö ¾Ê¾Ò¾î¿ä!

husband :

no, thats not t______.

i didnt c___ who left y___ the money!

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´©·±»öÀ» ÀÚÁÖ ´ëÇÏ¸é ´«ÀÌ ´©·¸°Ô µÇÁö.

 

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the greatest mistake you can make in life

is to be continually fearing you will make one.

 

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½Ç¼ö¸¦ ÇÒ ±îºÁ °è¼Ó µÎ·Á¿ö ÇÑ °ÍÀÌ´Ù.

- elbert hubbard(¹Ì±¹ ÀÛ°¡)

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