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part one < step 042 > ************************************
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q :
patient :
doctor,
how can i lose
twelve pounds of ugly fat?
ȯÀÚ :
¼±»ý´Ô, ¾î¶»°Ô ( )¸é
( )»ý±ä ( )¸¸ 1( )ÆÄ¿îµå¸¦ ( ) ¼ö ÀÖ³ª¿ä?
.
doctor :
ok, its easy.
cut your head off.
˂ȍ :
ok, ±×°Í ( )Áö¿ä.
´ç½ÅÀÇ ( )( )¸¦ ( )¶ó( )¸®___¿ä.
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ug.ly /ʌ́g.li:/[¾î^¾Ç. ́ (À»)¸®ÀÌ]
ɑ. (-li¡¤er; -li¡¤est) ÃßÇÑ, ¸ø»ý±ä, ²Ã»ç³ª¿î, ºÒ¿ÂÇÑ
• the sky looks ~. ÇÏ´ÃÀÌ Àܶà ÂîǪ¸®°í ÀÖ´Ù.
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== part two step 042 ==
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ȯÀÚ :
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12 pounds¸¦ »¬ ¼ö ÀÖ³ª¿ä?
patient :
doctor,
how c___n i lo_e
twelve p____nds of u___y f___?
˂ȍ :
ok, ±×°Í ½±Áö¿ä.
´ç½ÅÀÇ ¸Ó¸®¸¦ À߶ó¹ö¸®¼¼¿ä.
doctor :
ok, its ________y.
c_____ your h_____ o____.
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