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Joke For English!(032) the nature of God.

LV47 alexҹ

2026-07-23 3:15:12 | ȸ : 558


joke for english!(032) the nature of god.


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ڰ ϴ Ϸ ־ ִ.

a man is trying to understand the nature of god.

 

: ϴ, Ϲ鸸 ϴԿ 󸶳 䰡?

god, how long is a million years to you?


god : Ϲ鸸 а .

a million years is like a minute.


: ϴ, Ϲ鸸 ϴԿ 󸶳 ?

god, how much is a million dollars to you?


god : Ϲ鸸 1Ͽ .

a million dollars is like a penny.


ڰ .

god, ֽϱ?

finally the man asked.

"god, could you give me a penny?"


׷ ϴ ϼ̴, и ٷ.

and god said, "in a minute."


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let me clue you into. / Ʈ .

keep your eyes open him. / ׸ ؼ .

the past is past. / Ŵ Ŵ.

 

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resolve to per what your ought.

per without fail what you resolve.

ؾ ϶.

ݵ ϶.

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