Joke For English!(032) the nature of God.
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joke for english!(032) the nature of god.
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ڰ ϴ Ϸ ־ ִ.
a man is trying to understand the nature of god.
: ϴ, Ϲ鸸 ϴԿ 䰡?
god, how long is a million years to you?
god : Ϲ鸸 а .
a million years is like a minute.
: ϴ, Ϲ鸸 ϴԿ ?
god, how much is a million dollars to you?
god : Ϲ鸸 1Ͽ .
a million dollars is like a penny.
ڰ .
god, ֽϱ?
finally the man asked.
"god, could you give me a penny?"
ϴ ϼ̴, и ٷ.
and god said, "in a minute."
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1) ڿ տ δ.
*ta.ble/téi.bl/[ ́.] tip/tip/[L] top/ta:p/[Ÿ]
2) տ ħ δ.
*tot/ta:t/[Ÿ] hat/ht/[^]
[Ʈ]
1) ڿ .
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ũ .
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<̱ >
let me clue you into. / Ʈ .
keep your eyes open him. / ؼ .
the past is past. / Ŵ Ŵ.
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resolve to per what your ought.
per without fail what you resolve.
ؾ ϶.
ݵ ϶.
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